Happy Friday Bitches!
I don't have a camera with me so this will have to do. I should post something sweet as well.

Meet Hootie: a lovely cat who resides in Seattle (the Eastside actually but I won't hold it against her) and wears a mink coat everyday (c'est vrai). Don't even ask about the name, it's not her Christian name. And though you can't tell from looking at this picture, she is a full figured girl. But don't mention her size. She knows when you're talking about her. She can also tell when you're full of shit.
Unfortunately Hootie is not smiling in this picture; she doesn't know how to hold a smile...kind of like me. Hootie, I miss you. Please try and eat smaller amounts and get more exercise. I know it's hard during the holidays though.


3 comments:
I'm not fat. I'm just big boned! Are you gonna finish that?
Hootie
Hootie,
Where are you? I thought I saw you at Barneys the other day but there was a crowd and paparazzi. Call me, we'll have sushi!
Yes, I am going to finish it. You can have a bite though. Only because I love you.
She looks like Hazel! Who you still have to come over and meet...
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